March 2009
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Mar 18th
Breakdown
So my dear Lady in Red conked out on me today morning. Windows Vista won’t boot up in normal or in safe mode. System Repair refuses to initialize and Last Known Good Configuration was known a long time back. The safe mode gets stuck at one particular driver and gives me the blue screen of death. Windows won’t boot up from the Re-install DVD provided along with the computer either....
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The First Crush.
Another post dedicated to the evil shuffle thingy on the Windows Media Player. Whoever introduced this feature must be sitting somewhere laughing his ass off. Sometimes it plays the songs you don’t want to listen to and sometimes it keeps playing the same artist again and again which beats the entire purpose of shuffling. But it also does something else. It reminds you of things you...
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning,...”
– Frank Sinatra (via hit-or-miss)
Mar 7th
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A letter to Sri lanka’s cricket team →
chupchap: As I write this you have arrived back in your country and doubtless are very relieved at being able to see your family and be with them, to go back to a life which you know is much more valuable now…
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Tata Indicom May Suspend Or Terminate Unlimited... →
Well, if Airtel decides to implement its plans, I’m gonna be fucked. chupchap: Shared by | Balu | Not so Broad(minded)band companies.. what’s the use of unlimited then =/ Well, if you thought Airtel’s plan to cut speeds by 50% until the end of the month was bad enough,…
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way...”
– Jack Handey (via quote-book) (via kari-shma) (via hit-or-miss)
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Mar 3rd
ListenHeard this on somebody’s mobile phone and...
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ListenThis audio’s been doing rounds on cellphones...
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February 2009
7 posts
Dilli-6
*This happened after I downloaded Delhi-6 and burned it on a DVD so that the folks could see it on the DVD-player.*
Me: Now that I've downloaded and burned this DVD, I think you should gimme some money.
Mom: Uh, why?
Me: Duh, because if you had gone to the cinema, you would've paid, wouldn't you?
Dad: Yeah, so we should pay you cause you did the work the cinema does?
Me: Yeah! Now you get it. That's like my dad, nice and clever.
Dad: Um, who gave 50k for that laptop and pays for the internet connection?
Me: Um, you do.
Dad: So, we built the cinema. You're just working on it, you are an employee.
Me: Um, so give me my salary?
Dad: Well, we give you a house and food. That's as good as salary.
Me: Gee, you guys are impossible. Buzz off, I'm so leaving! Blah.
Dad: Good night!
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Feb 28th
“Roll Roll Roll a joint twisted at the end. Light it up and take a puff and pass...”
– Tre Cool, GREENDAY
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